Catch-Up!

I have been having what I think are hilarious dreams almost every day for a few weeks that I can always remember in the mornings. They start to fade after a few days so I will put down those I can still remember.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Tonight I was Queen of the United States all night. Everybody better show me proper respect from here on out.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Last night’s dream was entertaining. My old supervisor who is still the assistant director at Mountain Heights Academy showed up as a real estate agent on the side of her main job and proceeded to give me terrible advice on flipping houses. A great way to add square footage to a house is to knock out a wall and butt a railroad car up to it. Gluing burlap sacks to walls for wallpaper is so sheik right now and would sell a house for a high price. And any quality house flipper absolutely could only have a stainless steel, gas powered tape measure. She then proceeded to load me in a boat to show me real-estate in Denver even though they don’t have any bodies of water there. I don’t think she should quit her day job.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Tonight in my dreams, I was at work when I had a doctor rush and tell me that the tests show I need an urgent double-bypass surgery to save my life! I was really confused because I couldn’t remember having had any tests. His team took me to the conference room at work to prep me immediately for surgery. I was like well I really think I need to at least tell my mom and Jason what is going on and a little time to think about it. The doctor puts his hands on his hips and arrogantly and impatiently says well that is just going to cost you more because of all the time we are waiting, and you could die, pshah!

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Last night I dreamed that my coworker Clayton kept insisting that I needed to go look at a house in his neighborhood that was up for auction for a really great deal and that I could flip it. In the dream the house was really large with many large rooms that needed a lot of updating and work. It was an extremely frustrating night because I couldn’t figure out how to bid in cash on the house or decide if I wanted to or for what amount. I woke up intensely trying to figure out my savings and the cost of renovations, etc. I got out of bed and went to the bathroom hoping I could dream about something else but went right back to dreaming about it afterward.

At one point, President Uchtdorf came by in a limo and started moving in bags to stay at the house overnight and gathered up the bids and earnest money. I begged him to let me get my bid in because I had been trying since this morning and he said, “well alright” somewhat impatiently. At this point, my mom showed up in the dream and I walked her around and she said things like wow, great space but when I tried to bounce my thoughts off of her she would hear me but wouldn’t comment and would stare at her lips and focus on making funny sounds with them. At this point, I couldn’t sleep anymore because I was so furious at my mom for her inattentiveness with my deadline and my brain was trying to calculate so much. The grouchiness lingered for several hours J