I have been having what I think are hilarious dreams almost every day for a few weeks that I can always remember in
the mornings. They start to fade after a few days so I will put down those I
can still remember.
Monday, July 31, 2017
Tonight I
was Queen of the United States all night. Everybody better show me proper
respect from here on out.
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Last night’s
dream was entertaining. My old supervisor who is still the assistant director
at Mountain Heights Academy showed up as a real estate agent on the side of her
main job and proceeded to give me terrible advice on flipping houses. A great
way to add square footage to a house is to knock out a wall and butt a railroad
car up to it. Gluing burlap sacks to walls for wallpaper is so sheik right now and would
sell a house for a high price. And any quality house flipper absolutely could
only have a stainless steel, gas powered tape measure. She then proceeded to
load me in a boat to show me real-estate in Denver even though they don’t have
any bodies of water there. I don’t think she should quit her day job.
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Tonight in
my dreams, I was at work when I had a doctor rush and tell me that the tests
show I need an urgent double-bypass surgery to save my life! I was really
confused because I couldn’t remember having had any tests. His team took me to
the conference room at work to prep me immediately for surgery. I was like well
I really think I need to at least tell my mom and Jason what is going on and a
little time to think about it. The doctor puts his hands on his hips and
arrogantly and impatiently says well that is just going to cost you more
because of all the time we are waiting, and you could die, pshah!
Thursday, August 10, 2017
Last night I
dreamed that my coworker Clayton kept insisting that I needed to go look at a
house in his neighborhood that was up for auction for a really great deal and
that I could flip it. In the dream the house was really large with many large
rooms that needed a lot of updating and work. It was an extremely frustrating
night because I couldn’t figure out how to bid in cash on the house or decide
if I wanted to or for what amount. I woke up intensely trying to figure out my
savings and the cost of renovations, etc. I got out of bed and went to the
bathroom hoping I could dream about something else but went right back to
dreaming about it afterward.
At one point,
President Uchtdorf came by in a limo and started moving in bags to stay at the
house overnight and gathered up the bids and earnest money. I begged him to let
me get my bid in because I had been trying since this morning and he said, “well
alright” somewhat impatiently. At this point, my mom showed up in the dream and
I walked her around and she said things like wow, great space but when I tried
to bounce my thoughts off of her she would hear me but wouldn’t comment and would
stare at her lips and focus on making funny sounds with them. At this point, I
couldn’t sleep anymore because I was so furious at my mom for her inattentiveness
with my deadline and my brain was trying to calculate so much. The grouchiness
lingered for several hours J
